Cute Mini Cholula Hot Sauce Bottle! For your special someone!

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For your viewing pleasure!
Now up for bid..... hold on to your pantaloons!
It truly is a Modern art masterpiece! A thing of beauty to behold....
A Mini Cholula Hot Sauce Bottle! ::Applause::
Oh yeah! we know, we couldn't contain ourselves either but this can be yours if you're the winner!
This is not some ordinary Cholula hot sauce bottle. This is a really really small cholula bottle. It's so cute!!
It was used by no other than that neo-pseduo-quasi kinda sorta an ebay celebrity but really not, Storm Morales.
::Insert roaring applause::
You know, that dude that sold 3 ketchup packets for like 25 bucks or something and got his picture in the Wall Street Journal and an interview for a Japanese television network? Yeah that dude!
Now you can own your very own bottle from him because hes all famous and stuff for like a second! He will even send you a Signed Certificate of Authenticity! That's right! You will get an autographed piece of paper saying that you are like really really cool! If you bid high enough, it will be a very nice piece of paper! No wrinkles even!
This is the ultimate status symbol for the Post-COVID apocalyptic world! Bid now!
Serious note:
Thank you for humoring me!
Can lightning strike twice? Lets see if it can. 100% of the proceeds will go to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. I was fortunate to get into the papers for a joke. Maybe the monies from this auction can make a kids wish come true.
The bottle itself has been thoroughly cleansed in super hot water and dawn dish soap. Only used once!